"Ashlee Turner Gets Nailed On LSD!" 

Ashlee Turner Gets Nine Inch Nailed!  Bouncer!                         Ashlee Turner Gets Nine Inch Nailed!  Pump It!

Ashlee Turner Gets Nine Inch Nailed!  Up Down Down Up!

Arike Rice Gets Nailed!       Ashlee Turner Gets Nine Inches!       Holly Childers Gets Nailed!       Jennifer Fenton Gets Nine Inches!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets Nine Inch Nailed!       Katinka Chun Gets Nine Inches!       Kim Breaux Gets Nailed!

Kimberly Butler Gets Nailed!       Lisa Mariano Gets Nine Inch Nailed Bon!

Secrets of Esrever!  Music Video!

Flashing Her Juicy Tongue In Cheek Smile As Faces Pop, Jaws Drop, and Holy Muffins Melt!
You have the guts to take the House of XI Limousine out for a party spin to the Matmos, where your best friends are
Ashlee Turner, Xuxa. and Gina Gogean! Driving like the Ghost of Christmas Future, ramming one foot to the floor, as gears
scream, Grinding Dirt, splashing mud, and spewing all over! Still holding back fear like a Muffin Full of Fist! Forces are twisting,
pulling, pushing, Deep Inside The Belly of your mind! A whisper? No! Oh Wait! Vomit! Again! And as for those, stuck up little peel
n press, Bite n Squirt, Squeeze n Lick, piss suckers, choking on envy and gagging on the past like road kill meat jerky! Well,
they can just Pucker Up Tight and Kiss Your Round Rubber Butt! Because you are all jamming, and dancing to, Nine Inch
Nails in the House of XI Matmos for ever and ever!  Just like the Natural Wonder Girls Dance Work Out! #1 - Enjoy!

"Dance Workout with Barbie Was Never Like This!"

"Bite My Bouncing Rubber Butt!"

Head Banging! Neck Wrenching! Heart Pumping! 
Deep Hard Key Board Rhythms Tied To Hot Jamming Guitar Strings!
Pounding Out Beats And Sounds That Gets Your Muscles Flexing For A Totally Fit 
Free Style Dancercise Fat Burning Activity! Now Breath! And In! And Out! One More Time...

"XITV Channel 41 Pop Squirts!"     "Butt Bouncing Entertainment!"

Jesus Christ! My God! Free form, apart from routine moving, is whole body fitness from lips to toes! Whipping about and 
giving internal organs, kidneys, stomach, intestines, ribs, breasts, bones, and skin, much stimulation. Grabbing 
oxygenated air and sucking it through small tiny capillaries, No bull shit! Balancing over all energy and
posture! Make fists, stretching both arms, Wiggling Fingers, Swatting and Punching into the sky!
Bouncing thighs loosely, kicking and swinging legs, bending and raising
knees higher, rotating ankles and tapping your feet a bit.

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